LILAC VOL2We've already dedicated posts to
pink, magenta, fuchsia, green, blue, red, and pretty much every color capable of making a piece of lingerie catch our attention a little more than strictly necessary.
But there was still one missing.
Lilac.
And careful, because talking about lilac means stepping into dangerous territory. There's
lavender, mauve, violet, amethyst, orchid, and a whole bunch of other shades that, depending on the lighting, the screen, and whoever happens to be looking at them, can end up dangerously close to pink, purple, or even blue.
So before we get started, let's make one thing clear:
men don't understand color palettes. We're doing well enough if we can tell twelve colors apart without resorting to “light blue” and “dark blue.”
That's why one of the following videos might feature a piece of lingerie and someone will think:
“That's not lilac, that's lavender.” Or mauve. Or violet. Or imperial Carpathian purple at sunset.
I don't care.
If I say it's lilac, it's lilac.
And if you want to argue about it, call your wife, show her the video, and spend the afternoon debating the Pantone chart. Just leave me out of it, because I've already put in enough work
selecting these videos for strictly chromatic reasons.
With that settled, here comes a new installment of
the lilac saga. A selection of videos where, with varying degrees of scientific consensus, this will be the predominant color.
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Stop, Stop, Stop. Are you okay? It's a joke.
THE COLOR WHITE VOL4And here we are: white. After an entire week talking about colors, shades, impossible names and some pretty questionable chromatic boundaries, we're finishing with the one color that seems to have decided
not to take part in any of those arguments.
Because there's something funny about white: on paper, it seems like the simplest color of them all. It doesn't need to scream for attention, it doesn't have to be particularly intense, and you're unlikely to hear two guys arguing for ten minutes about whether something is pearl white, off-white, ivory or nuclear white.
If it looks white, it's white as far as we're concerned, and we can peacefully get on with our lives.
But then white shows up on certain clothes and all that supposed discretion goes straight out the fucking window.
A white T-shirt, a shirt, a dress or, especially,
a good piece of white lingerie can attract a hell of a lot more attention than any color specifically designed to do exactly that. Maybe because it doesn't need much decoration. Maybe because it lets the shapes do all the work. Or maybe because our relationship with colors is a lot less sophisticated than we've spent this entire week pretending it is.
Either way, after making our way through greens, blues, lilacs, reds, yellows and blacks, we've finally reached the end of the road.
And we're finishing with white.
No mixtures, no complications and no need to check a Pantone chart to know exactly what the hell we're looking at.
Color week is over.
Now we can finally go back to focusing on what really matters.
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IT'S FRIDAY!