THE 57-YEAR-OLD MILF WHO NEVER EXISTEDMost women created with artificial intelligence seem to have rolled off the same production line: porcelain skin, a face without a single wrinkle, perfect tits, an impossible ass and proportions that nature could only achieve with Photoshop.
The creators of this profile decided to take a different approach. Its protagonist is 57 years old and has been designed to look like a genuinely mature woman:
slim, with few curves, some facial wrinkles and a distinctive beauty that doesn't need to pretend she's twenty.
Her videos show what is supposedly her everyday life. She goes to the gym, visits museums, goes out for drinks and cocktails, gets dressed up, takes walks and enjoys the kind of sophisticated lifestyle we associate with an attractive, confident and independent woman.
One of those elegant, desirable moms we've all fantasized about meeting at some point.
Obviously, none of what we see is real. Not the woman, not her age and not her weekend plans. But the profile is designed to make you forget that small detail for a few seconds and feel as though you're following the life of a real person.
And, as usually happens in these cases, behind the museum visits, gym sessions and glasses of wine, there's a link to a paid platform. Because this MILF may not exist, but
the business they've built around her is completely real.
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Today's slow-motion clip.
LILAC VOL2We've already dedicated posts to
pink, magenta, fuchsia, green, blue, red, and pretty much every color capable of making a piece of lingerie catch our attention a little more than strictly necessary.
But there was still one missing.
Lilac.
And careful, because talking about lilac means stepping into dangerous territory. There's
lavender, mauve, violet, amethyst, orchid, and a whole bunch of other shades that, depending on the lighting, the screen, and whoever happens to be looking at them, can end up dangerously close to pink, purple, or even blue.
So before we get started, let's make one thing clear:
men don't understand color palettes. We're doing well enough if we can tell twelve colors apart without resorting to “light blue” and “dark blue.”
That's why one of the following videos might feature a piece of lingerie and someone will think:
“That's not lilac, that's lavender.” Or mauve. Or violet. Or imperial Carpathian purple at sunset.
I don't care.
If I say it's lilac, it's lilac.
And if you want to argue about it, call your wife, show her the video, and spend the afternoon debating the Pantone chart. Just leave me out of it, because I've already put in enough work
selecting these videos for strictly chromatic reasons.
With that settled, here comes a new installment of
the lilac saga. A selection of videos where, with varying degrees of scientific consensus, this will be the predominant color.
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