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Even thieves will lose their jobs.

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BAMBI THE DESTROYER

Bambi the Destroyer begins like any '80s fantasy movie pulled straight from the video store: a young woman accidentally travels through a vortex and lands in another dimension filled with strange creatures and dangerous monsters that seem to have spent their entire lives waiting for her to arrive.

From that moment on, our voluptuous heroine swaps her '80s clothes for a skimpy warrior outfit, learns how to swing a sword, and eventually becomes a kind of female Conan, making her way through a fantasy world packed with mutants and that wonderful lack of self-consciousness that defined classic B-movies.





The series consists of 12 episodes lasting barely one or two minutes each. The story limps along, the narrative keeps tripping over itself, and the plot logic decided to travel through another vortex and never come back. But honestly, none of that really matters. The most interesting thing isn't what the series tells us, but how it was created.

The images, characters, settings, dialogue, voices, music, and movement were all generated by combining different artificial intelligence systems. There are obviously many hours of work behind it, but the entire project was created by a single person giving instructions, selecting results, and fitting all the different pieces together.

And that's where it's worth stopping for a moment. Barely a decade ago, producing something like this would have required actors, cameras, costumes, sets, technicians, musicians, visual effects specialists, and several months of work. Today, one person can sit in front of a computer and request it using lines of text. Not design it, model it, animate it, and program it from scratch: simply ask for it.





The result is still far from perfect. Some shots don't fit together, movements look strange, and continuity wanders in and out of the story whenever it feels like it. But there are also swords, monsters, impossible landscapes, and a flesh-baring '80s warrior traveling through another universe. And all of it came out of a computer after someone figured out how to explain exactly what they wanted.

Bambi the Destroyer may not be the future of cinema or a cult classic, but it offers a small glimpse of how this new era could begin.

Below, you can watch all 12 episodes and visit the creator's Instagram account to follow the project.





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Grandpa is blown away.

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TIK HOT VOL247

At ALRNCN, we don't have some sophisticated algorithm analyzing your tastes, your browsing habits, or how long you spend watching each video. I am ALRNCN's algorithm.

A flesh-and-blood human being who browses stuff on the Internet and decides what makes the cut and what doesn't. No artificial intelligence, no millions of data points to process and, probably, no particularly remarkable natural intelligence either.

And that might be precisely the secret to why this works.

Because I've always thought of myself as a pretty average guy, with pretty average tastes and a level of mediocrity perfectly in line with most of the population. And since mediocre people are the majority, whenever something makes me stop, look a little longer, or think, "this needs to be posted," there's a pretty good chance that a lot of you will react exactly the same way.

I don't need to know how long you watched the previous video, how old you are, or what time you usually come online. It's enough for me to think that if I like it, there's probably a whole bunch of degenerates out there who'll like it too.

And after more than 20 years of selecting content this way, the system doesn't seem to have worked out too badly.

So here's a new installment of Tik Hot, carefully selected by one of the most mediocre algorithms on the Internet.

Lucky for you, you probably are too.



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Backstage.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: LOVEJESSIEJO

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SIMON BOLZ 2026. PART ONE

The last time we dedicated a post to Simon Bolz was back in 2022. Since then, the German photographer has continued working, releasing new shoots and expanding a body of work that, by now, has a perfectly recognizable style.

For his return to ALRNCN, we've selected some of the photographs he has published since 2023. Images in which he once again combines nudity, female beauty, and meticulous art direction, paying just as much attention to the model as he does to the lighting, framing, and setting around her.

Because in Bolz's work, nudity never appears in isolation. Every location, every shadow, and every element of the composition helps create an atmosphere that turns each photograph into something more than just an attractive body in front of a camera.

Simon Bolz returns to ALRNCN with a new selection of his latest work.



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Counting down the minutes until she gets home and can take off her bra.

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I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK VOL8

Some people need three drinks to lose their inhibitions, while others simply leave them at home. The stars of this latest installment clearly belong to the second group. Although their intention isn't just to have a drink and enjoy the atmosphere—although that's part of it too.

For a content creator, any place can become a location for shooting something new, and a table covered with drinks, a crowded bar, or a quiet corner of the venue makes a much more interesting backdrop than the same old bedroom.

As soon as the phone points at them, their particular workday begins: a knowing look at the camera, a smile, a quick glance around, and the tits come out. Just a few seconds of footage that will end up on their social media while the other customers keep drinking, completely unaware that someone has just clocked in and completed her shift right in front of them.

Because going out for drinks with friends is great, but taking the opportunity to work and heading home with fresh content shows that they really know how to manage their time.





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RANDOM AI-GENERATED IMAGES VOL38

While other websites closely follow the evolution of artificial intelligence in fields such as medicine, education, aerospace, robotics and scientific research, somebody has to take care of the truly important stuff.

And that's where we come in.

Ever since this whole artificial intelligence craze began just a few years ago, here at ALRNCN we've been documenting, installment after installment, how AI is advancing in a field as interesting as it is inevitable, necessary and fucking addictive: sex.

Because beyond the images we publish, this series has almost unintentionally become a small chronological record of the evolution of generative artificial intelligence. You only have to go back to the first volumes and compare them with the latest ones to see just how much everything has changed.





At first, we were amazed that an AI could generate a remotely believable woman. Then we started paying attention to the hands, fingers, eyes, skin, proportions, poses, lighting and backgrounds. Mistakes that once immediately gave away an artificial image have gradually disappeared or become increasingly difficult to spot.

And while we were getting used to each new leap forward, the machines kept learning. More detail, better textures, more natural lighting, more coherent anatomy and increasingly convincing scenes. What would have blown our minds a couple of years ago can look completely normal to us today.

That's probably one of the most interesting things about following this evolution month after month: it's not just the technology that changes, our perception of what we consider impressive changes too. AI is improving so quickly that something that seemed extraordinary yesterday may look mediocre tomorrow.

So here we are, making our own little contribution to the history of humanity. Others will document how artificial intelligence helped discover new medicines, design robots or explore space. We're documenting how it learned to create increasingly realistic fantasies.

We all contribute to society in our own way.

I hope that someday someone will appreciate the enormous amount of documentation, sacrifice and scientific rigor that ALRNCN has been putting in for decades. Because when someone in the future wants to study how the relationship between technology, artificial intelligence and sex evolved, we'll be sitting here with 200 installments saying: “Relax, kid. We already took care of it.”

And we've actually reached a pretty respectable milestone: Random AI-generated images, volume 38.

Let's take a look at the latest batch.





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You can't say she didn't give it a chance.

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