Published on 2025/11/17
THE SLAP-AND-PLOP GUY FROM SOMEWHERE BETWEEN CHINA AND RUSSIA
You’ve probably run into him without meaning to. You’re scrolling through Reels, half-distracted, and suddenly
there he is: an Asian guy sitting at a table with
pickles, a
bottle topped with a deer head… and that look on his face that tells you something
weird is about to happen. If Instagram hasn’t shown him to you yet, don’t worry:
it will. This guy shows up more often than pillow ads when you say
“my neck hurts”.
The interesting part isn’t the pickle or the shot. What hooks you is
the rhythm. That beat he creates by mixing
slaps and
plops, like he’s uncorking champagne bottles with his face. A rhythm that’s
fast,
precise, and so
ridiculously addictive that you end up staring without even noticing.
There’s something
hypnotic about it. That mix of
absurdity,
precision, and
perfectly controlled chaos that traps you instantly. Maybe you don’t understand what he’s doing, maybe you don’t understand why he’s doing it — but
you stay. Everyone does. That’s why it’s so easy for him to appear on your feed.
And of course, when someone invents something this
weird and this
viral, the
imitators start popping up everywhere. But none of them have that
tempo, that timing, that very specific
him-ness.
What’s even funnier is that, with how famous he’s become,
finding his real account is pure
madness. Between people re-uploading his videos, fake profiles pretending to be him, chopped clips, compilations and edits with electronic music… figuring out which one is the original is like playing
“Where’s Waldo?” but with
slaps and
pickles.
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Published on 2025/11/17
GOING ALL IN. AS ALWAYS
javi, luzos, david, walter
Some weeks show up with a resting bitch face, looking at you from Monday like, “let’s see what you do with me.”
But relax. We’ve already been through enough battles to know that weeks like these can be tamed fast.
Yeah, maybe you’re low on coffee, maybe you’re slow to start, maybe your brain’s stuck in first gear… but what matters is that you’re still here, pushing forward, grinding, getting things done even when the world’s a bit crooked.
And that, my friend, is what sets you apart.
So take a breath, adjust your day, clench your teeth if you have to, and push through whatever comes.
This Monday doesn’t scare us.
And this week, like every other, we’re putting it in its place.
All in. Like always.
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