ASSES#147 + LINK TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITYAlright, if last week was about
boobs, it only makes sense today we go with
butts.
The universe keeps it simple:
balance.
Life is about evening things out; day and night, coffee and naps, yin and yang… and at
ALRNCN, one set of curves calls for the other.
It’s not rocket science: if you tipped the
scale forward, sooner or later you bring it back.
Nature hates imbalance, and so does the
feed.
So today we’re here to
rebalance the cosmos with a generous serving of
backsides that make you rethink the
law of gravity—the kind that move with their
own rhythm and demand a
slow look.
Breathe, get comfy, and let the
natural order reset.
Last week, boobs. This week, butts. And tomorrow… we’ll see which way
fate leans.
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INSIDE THE CLOSETwalter
The
cultural hegemony and
political correctness of our time dictate how we should
think and how we should
act to be considered
good people.
Anything outside their
official narrative is seen as
morally unacceptable, and you instantly get slapped with
a dozen labels.
Those
labels are like the
round stickers they gave you in
school when you were a kid, depending on whether you behaved
well or
badly.
Only here, there’s no
smiling teacher or
colorful diploma — what you get instead is a
digital lynching that doesn’t distinguish between
truths,
mistakes, or simple
opinions.
But this whole
trend is, at its core, just a
facade.
A
public mask many wear to
fit in, to not
step out of line, to avoid
offending.
Because once they’re in their own
homes, behind their
four walls, each one
acts however they truly
want.
And there, with no audience or applause, the
true self comes out: no labels, no filters, no fear of judgment.
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Today’s slow motion.