IBUYAMBO YAMAMPONDOThe
Ibuyambo YamaMpondo is a
cultural heritage festival held in
South Africa that focuses on
Mpondo culture, not only as tradition, but as a
tool for the future. It’s not an event designed to look back, but to
connect identity and personal growth, especially among young people.
The festival’s main goal is to
empower young people, helping them make
informed decisions about their lives, their bodies, and their role within the community. Through
education, values such as
self-love,
respect, and
responsibility are reinforced, always from a cultural and collective perspective.
During the event,
traditional ceremonies, educational activities,
music festivals, and contests like
Miss & Mr Inkciyo take place, aiming to create
positive role models and promote
self-esteem,
leadership, and
social commitment.
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BOOBS#338 AND HAPPY 2026 TO EVERYONEThe last post of the year — allow me to dedicate it to one of the sagas I like the most. The one that always comes to mind first when I think about
ALRNCN:
boobs.
I’m not entirely sure why. Maybe that’s something you’d have to ask
Freud. The thing is, they get me every time. I’m
100% team boobs. Very few things compare to a pair of
great boobs. There’s something that comes close to
perfection when boobs are well put together: the way they fall, the shape, the volume, the size of the nipple. That whole combination that, when it works,
needs no explanation.
And no, I’m not talking about big or small.
I like them all. Because boobs always go in
context with the rest of the body. There are bodies that call for one type of boob and others that work better with a different one. Faces that match certain shapes or presences better. In the end, it’s all about
balance. But if someone has
great boobs… what can I say:
you say yes to everything.
So yes, I’m closing the year with
boobs. It could’ve been done another way, but it
wouldn’t make sense. Because
ALRNCN is this. It’s always been this. Looking at the female body
without guilt,
without weird speeches,
without apologizing. Enjoying it.
Period.
And since we’re wrapping up the year, I want to wish you
all the best for 2026. The usual stuff:
excitement,
energy,
projects,
dreams. Thanks for being with us
one more year, for being there, for stopping by, for coming back. I honestly hope I’ve
entertained you,
distracted you, and — even if just for a few minutes — helped you
forget how rough life can be sometimes.
I wish you
lots of luck in everything, but above all
good health, because in the end that’s
the one thing you can’t replace.
See you next year with the
same energy and the
same excitement I had the day I registered this domain and started this project,
23 years ago.
And yes.
We’ll keep talking about boobs.
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