TIK HOT VOL247At ALRNCN, we don't have some sophisticated algorithm analyzing your tastes, your browsing habits, or how long you spend watching each video.
I am ALRNCN's algorithm.
A flesh-and-blood human being who browses stuff on the Internet and decides what makes the cut and what doesn't. No artificial intelligence, no millions of data points to process and, probably,
no particularly remarkable natural intelligence either.
And that might be precisely the secret to why this works.
Because I've always thought of myself as a pretty average guy, with pretty average tastes and
a level of mediocrity perfectly in line with most of the population. And since mediocre people are the majority, whenever something makes me stop, look a little longer, or think, "this needs to be posted," there's a pretty good chance that a lot of you will react exactly the same way.
I don't need to know how long you watched the previous video, how old you are, or what time you usually come online.
It's enough for me to think that if I like it, there's probably a whole bunch of degenerates out there who'll like it too.
And after more than 20 years of selecting content this way, the system doesn't seem to have worked out too badly.
So here's a new installment of
Tik Hot, carefully selected by one of the most mediocre algorithms on the Internet.
Lucky for you, you probably are too.
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ALL IN ON RED VOL7Over the last few days, we've been making our way through a good chunk of the color chart. We've had
pink, fuchsia, magenta, green, blue, lilac... and at this point, there was one we simply couldn't leave out:
Red.
And thankfully, red is going to give us far fewer problems than lilac did. There's not much to argue about here.
Red is red.
Yes, I know someone will now show up ready to explain that there's
crimson, scarlet, vermilion, burgundy, cherry red, ruby and another thirty shades that I'm sure have extremely important differences for designers, painters and people capable of telling them apart without having to place two pieces of clothing side by side.
But we're not going to make life complicated. If you look at it and your brain says "red,"
then for the purposes of this post, it's red.
Besides, few colors need less explanation. Red has been doing its job perfectly well for centuries:
it grabs your attention, stands out and makes you look. It's on warning signs, sports cars, lips, dresses designed to make someone turn their head as they walk past and, of course, lingerie that nobody ever buys with the intention of going unnoticed.
So after spending all these days jumping from one color to another, it was time to maintain at least some editorial consistency and
make sure red didn't get left out.
You already know how this works: different girls, different videos and just one requirement to make the cut:
There has to be red.
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