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There are things that, no matter how much time passes,
never wear out.
We’ve seen them a thousand times, we know how they start, how they end, and still
there’s always room for one more.
And yes, we’re talking about those videos where
the delivery guy gets the door opened by a naked woman.
For the viewer, it’s no longer provocative.
There’s no
surprise, no
scandal, no
moral shock.
It’s a familiar format, almost domestic. Something you watch with a half-smile and then keep scrolling.
But change the point of view.
Put yourself for a moment
in that delivery guy’s shoes.
He’s already done six or seven drops.
Doors half-opened, people in a rush, someone polite, someone dry, someone who
doesn’t even look you in the face.
Routine work, automatic,
emotionless. One more package, one more address.
And then,
that door opens.
No warning, no context, no mental preparation.
A young, attractive woman,
completely naked, standing right there.
No filters, no screens, no “this is just an internet video.”
Real. Right there. Two feet away.
That moment
doesn’t get forgotten.
It doesn’t matter how many videos you’ve watched.
It doesn’t matter if, for the viewer, it’s
nothing new.
For him, it’s
a scene that stays burned into his memory.
One of those stories you still tell years later, even if no one quite believes you.
Because one thing is seeing nudity
on a screen…
and something very different is when
life puts it right in front of you, without warning.
And that’s why these videos still work.
Not because of what they do to the viewer, but because of what
you imagine going through the mind of the person
on the other side of the door.
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The slow-motion moment of the day.
BOOBS#338 AND HAPPY 2026 TO EVERYONEThe last post of the year — allow me to dedicate it to one of the sagas I like the most. The one that always comes to mind first when I think about
ALRNCN:
boobs.
I’m not entirely sure why. Maybe that’s something you’d have to ask
Freud. The thing is, they get me every time. I’m
100% team boobs. Very few things compare to a pair of
great boobs. There’s something that comes close to
perfection when boobs are well put together: the way they fall, the shape, the volume, the size of the nipple. That whole combination that, when it works,
needs no explanation.
And no, I’m not talking about big or small.
I like them all. Because boobs always go in
context with the rest of the body. There are bodies that call for one type of boob and others that work better with a different one. Faces that match certain shapes or presences better. In the end, it’s all about
balance. But if someone has
great boobs… what can I say:
you say yes to everything.
So yes, I’m closing the year with
boobs. It could’ve been done another way, but it
wouldn’t make sense. Because
ALRNCN is this. It’s always been this. Looking at the female body
without guilt,
without weird speeches,
without apologizing. Enjoying it.
Period.
And since we’re wrapping up the year, I want to wish you
all the best for 2026. The usual stuff:
excitement,
energy,
projects,
dreams. Thanks for being with us
one more year, for being there, for stopping by, for coming back. I honestly hope I’ve
entertained you,
distracted you, and — even if just for a few minutes — helped you
forget how rough life can be sometimes.
I wish you
lots of luck in everything, but above all
good health, because in the end that’s
the one thing you can’t replace.
See you next year with the
same energy and the
same excitement I had the day I registered this domain and started this project,
23 years ago.
And yes.
We’ll keep talking about boobs.
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